Friday, 27 May 2011

Douchebag

We all have that one person who co-exists among us; that person who loves bragging, boasting, and well, bullshitting. That very person, my friends, is known as a Douchebag. Its usually a he, so I'm going to refer to the general 'Douchebag' term, as a he in this post.
Douchebags sometimes exist peacefully among us, but sometimes they dont. They often get REALLY annoying, but then they are sometimes humorous. If you still dont know who I'm talking about, its that person who would ALWAYS be there, trying to butt in, act cool, show off, and ALWAYS try and make themselves look more important... Yes, whoever you're thinking of now must be the Douchebag who exists in your life; there may be more than one, though. These attention seekers should not be trusted, neither should they be given any further attention too, because all that motivates them is the attention they are getting.

Their attention seeking, false experiences may be interesting, but after a point, it gets SO irritating, you feel like punching them in the face. These Douchebags brag about how they've had a million girlfriends, how they've been with the hottest girls, how they are so 'FILTHY' rich and own their own car, they boast about how they're so tough and have beaten up 10 guys at once with one hand tied behind their back. (I MAY be exaggerating a little bit, but its because of my annoyance.)

Example 1: (At school)

Dude 1: Hey! Duude listen, I was at the cinema, watching Inception yesterday, and I saw Rose, that hot girl from our class. She said HI to me, and we had a long conversation! :D I didnt even think she knew I existed!
Dude 2: WOW, really? Shit man thats awesome :O
Dude 1: I know ri-
Douchebag *Interrupting*: Psh, you mean that girl with the brown hair?! Man, I dated her for 7 months. You guys REALLY need a move on.
Dudes 1 and 2: -___-... Yeah man... Totally.

Example 2: (In college)

Dude 1: Man, my dad just bought me a new car! Im so happy! My first car ever!
Dude 2: Damn! You're lucky man. Im still trying to get my licence. Which car did you get?
Dude 1: A brand new Honda Civic man! Isnt that awesome?
Dude 2: Whoa! Thats so good for a firs-
Douchebag *Interrupting*: A CIVIC? Dude I drove that car when I had my licence a year back. Im driving a BMW 7 series. Check it out sometime eh ;)
Dudes 1 and 2: ...

And, whenever they interrupt like that, you feel like doing this to them:

I hope you get the metaphor.


I hope you guys get the picture now. And the unfortunate fact is that, these Douchebags are impossible to avoid, or to change. Being how they are is in their nature. Why they exist though, no one will ever know.

Oh and, watch this video, you'll understand what I'm talking about. Haha






Saturday, 21 May 2011

Thats Not Why I Love You.


Okay, first off, i haven't blogged in weeks. Thats because of stupid exams. But currently, im up at 3 am, with something on my mind which i cant keep locked in. I MUST let it out.
I MUST. Hahaha

So, before you read the rest, YOU MUST listen to this song first. You MUST. Im being way too persistent, right?






Okay, now, AFTER listening to this song and possibly paying attention to the lyrics, you will probably understand the point of this blog. Its ok if you still dont though.

Alright, now, Im going to be frank, being 17 years and 5 months old, my hormones are being very very annoying. They're getting out of control as we speak. Or as I write.

I dont know if I love her, but the whole cliche of loving someone because of their looks, appearance, smile, height, weight is stupid. At least thats what I think. Let me know if you think differently. But anyway, after listening to the song, and the lyrics, I can relate to it, and most probably loads of people can too. When you love or like someone, its not because of one particular trait. They may be beautiful, nice, have a great smile, have great gestures, may be cute, etc, but a person who truly likes someone else wouldn't LOVE another for the mentioned reasons. Love is something that builds up over time, a LONG period of time. All that you've been through, all that happened between the two, and how they experienced things together would lead to it. Being yourself around everyone is also a reason.

Personally, whoever Ive liked, it wasn't for their looks. It was because of the fact that they'd like the real me, they'd like me because of who I am. They find my funny, they find me attractive. Which makes me feel exactly like this:

:D happy Face

So yes, and not just that, it happens over the development of time. And yes, I know its hard to not appreciate someone and become obsessed because they're stunning, but beware, you are NOT in love. Crushes and love is VERY different.

Being kids, most people wouldn't understand. When I was 13, 14-ishh, I was pretty shallow too. I guess everyone does grow up at a certain point. The reason im blogging about this is that sadly, theres still people as old as me, and possibly older, who break hearts, play around with their partner, which is just depressing and upsetting. I personally have experience, and know people who've been through it.

SO PEOPLE. Hear me out. Whenever someone tells you they love you, dont believe them straight out. See how long you've known them. Dont be bamboozled by their appearance or flattered by their way of persuasion of how being with them would be so perfect. Think for a second, before you do anything. Dont be a mere fool, if he says he loves you in 3 days and you believe him, you, just like him, are not cool. Yes, I couldn't resist. Sorry. Hahaha, its 3 30 am. What can one expect. Well, hope you get the point of this.

Okay, take care people... Dream within a dream, HERE I COME.

Monday, 9 May 2011

Being Carbon Neutral FORTHEWIN.

I was just reading some blogs from some bloggers that I follow, and I found this awesome idea of making your blog-site carbon neutral (here). What happens is they plant a tree for your blog/website, and it has a certain button which neutralizes the carbon content released from the website for quite a while. Pretty awesome eh?

You can do it too ! Just click this picture of the leaf!

carbon neutral local offers with kaufDA.de Click it! :)


Trees are really needed, because all the unnecessary deforestation that happens is ruining our planet, planting trees will make it healthier and much cleaner for everyone.

Thank you! :)

Saturday, 7 May 2011

Accident


“Wake up!”
The sound of my mother’s voice pierced through my ears like a blow-horn. The fact that she hated my habit of waking up late on weekend holidays irritated me. Those were the only days on which I wouldn’t have to wake up at seven a.m. in the morning!

I tottered along the kitchen, glanced at the large clock, and sighed. Breakfast time was long gone and it was one-thirty p.m. After the usual scolding for waking up late and not being a responsible ‘young-man’, my mother told me to buy her groceries for dinner. Even though I felt lazy and didn’t want to go at all, since I just woke up, I presumed that it would be much better to just leave without any grumpiness, or at least try to, rather than get scolded by her again.
It was scorching hot outside, which made my long walk even worse. I detested the fact that she wouldn’t let me drive to the grocery store; it would be much quicker, and better for me. But her overprotective personality will probably never change.
It seemed like busy afternoon when I got to the main road. I could see the shop right past it. This was the worst part, the drivers were so inconsiderate, if you’d walk by without paying attention, and they wouldn’t care if they would hit you. Having my mind flooded with thoughts of my overprotective mother, the scorching heat and the irritating honking noises, I didn’t see it coming.
All of it happened in a fraction of a second, but it seemed like forever. I was in the middle of the road, and I could hear a relatively louder horn… as if it was right next to me. I finally saw what was coming at me from the corner of my eye; a large truck. My heart jumped up to my throat and at that very moment, I felt a surge of adrenaline, rush through my body, my veins, like a heavy electric current, and I reacted. It was all because if plain instinct; I sprang as hard and fast as my body could allow, and missed the bus by an inch. Then what I heard was a loud screeching noise, and a crash.
I turned around to see that the bus had hit a man on his motor-bike.  He seemed to be in formal clothes; a pant, a shit and a tie. He would have most probably been heading to work, where he would earn for his family. Now, perhaps they would have to wait much longer for him to come home…

Surprisingly, I was perfectly alright, but the man wasn’t. As I drew nearer to him, I could see blood all over his face, his clothes and his hands. His motor-bike was completely wrecked and everyone around the area had surrounded him. The driver of the truck was apparently missing. It was a horrifying scene; the man lay on the floor like he had no bones.  The concerned people called for help, most called the ambulance, some called the police.

Sooner or later, help arrived; time didn’t matter now. I was alive and he was dead. I realized that my mother was right after all, going in the car might have been worse. I would probably be unable to avoid the truck. Thanking God, I walked towards the grocery store, with a sigh of both relief and depression, proceeding with life, as always.

Tuesday, 26 April 2011

Timeline (Phases & stuff too)


Okay, so most of you probably know what a timeline is. Since I think you should get to know me better, I've set up a timeline of myself! And, being adolescents and stuff, we have our phases. Some embarrassing, some cool, some lame, some funny. Here are most of the phases I had. Hope you enjoy it :)




Okay, so this picture is of when I was born. This is my grandmother! (For the Pakistanis, my Dadi.)




This picture is from when I was around 9-10 months old. Yes, I was very, very chubby. And huge.


Growing up. I think this is one of the only pictures of myself in Kindergarten that I have. Oh, and the other kid, hes my younger brother :) Im on the right, btw.
(7 years old)







My first spiky haircut! (13 years old)



Bangs Phase. Lol, I actually thought this looked good. All i can say is, I was really dumb. Thank God a friend of mine, who I've blogged about here, made me get out of this phase hahaha. (Fourteen years old)



The Hoodie Phase. I got my first ever awesome hoodie as a birthday gift, and I suddenly started to fancy them a lot. Err... yeah dont ask. Lol.













Okay, now, comes a phase which is extremely hard to explain. Do any of you know what Parkour is? Yeah. I had a Parkour phase too. For those of you who dont know, its basically being all daredevil-ish and doing stunts to get past things. Also jumping up and down walls. Yes, pretty much sounds like what a monkey does, but hey, Youtube it, its really cool.


This is a picture of when I was fifteen, from my building, back in Sharjah, UAE.



























Okay, now along with the Parkour phase, I had another phase too. This was the "BMX Phase". Now for those of you who dont know what a BMX is, its a stunt bicycle on which you jump things and do cool stuff. Yeah, those were the good old days :/
This was also, when i was fifteen.




Okay, so this is from when I started liking messy hair. Plus, my first shave ! :D




MY FIRST HUUUUUUUGE SLIDE! This was in Atlantis, the best waterpark everrr.
























Okay, now comes the time when I got my braces. Yes, its ugly. Its horrifying. Its freaky. But dont worrry, I dont have them anymore, and I now have STRAIGHT teeeeth :D Eeeeh. And yes, the colour is reedddd :D Hahahah


Moving on, the next phase was my "Lame Edits Phase"

Now, this phase took quite a while to go. I dont know why I liked this, but it was REALLY lame.
I think this was when I was about to be 16 in a few weeks.  I also owe my realization of this being lame to the friend I mentioned earlier. :P



Along with my lame edits phase, also came the Beanie Phase. Now, I didnt think it was half bad? Tell me about it in the comments !




Ok, so AFTER this whole phase of the Lame Edits, the Parkour Phase returned! But only for a while. It was when I was in the gym phase too ! But I dont have any gym picturess. But I do have a picture of me jumping over something quite high :) This was when I was sixteen !
Superman Tee Shirt Phase. To be honest, I STILL havent got over this. I love superman shirts. And Superman IS most certainly the greatest fictional hero. :D





The next phase is one of my favourites ! Its the Nerdy Glasses phasee ! :) Haha






















Now comes the DSLR Phase. I just started to LOVE the amazing picture quality of the DSLR Camera :P

I am currently still in this phase. Sort of. I mean, I prefer a DSLR now, over any camera. :)












Another one of my phases was the Funny Shirt Phase. Now, I STILL have this shirt. And I HAVE worn it in public :) Its really cool.




The Cowboy-hat Phase ! This only lasted for 3-4 days though lol.















Now comes the Aviators phase. I love these sunglasses ! :D
PS, the guy on the right is a friend of mine :) butt you probably wouldve figured that out. Lol





And lastly, me now, in my sideburns phase. Oh, and I still fancy aviators ! :D























Oh well, thats the end of it finally ! Haha. I hope you liked it ! And please, comment telling me which was your favv phase/timeline picture and why ! Thanks :D

Sunday, 24 April 2011

"The Necklace of Immortality" (Original narrative by me :D)

Long ago, when the world was a very dark place, life was scarce and survival was difficult, a gift was sent down to man by the Gods above. The sky was full of light, there was a whiteout and an object resembling very much to a  fireball, crashed to the surface of the earth. When man discovered this mysterious object, all that was left of it was a simple rock.
The old man who had found it decided to keep it, since it was the only rock present in an enormous crater. After days of having it in his possession, he discovered that his sickness had gone. He never felt pain and didnt get any sort of injury no matter what happened. He realized that it was the stone that caused this; ever since he possessed it, he had become invincible. He decided to keep it; with zeal, he fixed it into a necklace and never took it off.

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I am his descendant. I, am the emperor of my kingdom and the Necklace of Immortality had been taken from my grandfather. It has been a century since it was taken, and our attempts to earn it back have all ended in failure. The man who wrongfully took it from my grandfather is still very much alive and kicking. He is still the ruler of his kingdom, and he has been emperor since before my grandfather's death.
I too, wanted to know how it felt like to be indestructible, to be incorruptible, to be the master of all. Most importantly, I wanted to regain my forefathers' glory. I wanted my family to be pompous of what we once had. Therefore I took an oath to spend my entire life trying to regain the glory we had in the past.
Our land, our empire, used to be more vast than any other, but since we lost the necklace, the empire shrunk to nothing but a few miles of land, which too was in danger.

Every morning, when my eyes opened, I woke up with determination to develop my grand plan to earn back the necklace. Unlike Zheng, the wrongful owner, I will not steal it. I will win it back, with honour, even if I die trying. My advisers kept telling me it was impossible, he was immortal and he forgot what death or even pain was.
I did not listen; I knew that nothing was impossible. If such a necklace could exist, and if it could be stolen, there was no reason why it couldn't be earned back.
Rumour had it that the only reason Zheng had not destroyed my empire completely was because he was in love with my sister, Julia. My advisor had shown me written evidence, and I couldnt resist but come up with the most brilliant plan. My secret agent had retrieved one of Zheng's old journals, which he took secretly from him. It had said that he only took off the necklace before his sleep, because if he wore it during his sleep, he would lose his sense of humanity. It had also said that he would only wish to die with Julia, because of his love for her.
Upon hearing this, Julia did not hesitate; she traveled to Zheng's empire. She too, was as determined as I was to earn our pride. She wrote letters every month, telling me the progress of how close she was to our goal. For six long months, I had my army ready. My whole army; the old, the young, the experienced and the new, were looking forward to give their contribution in establishing our old empire. It had taken her six months to earn Zheng's trust. She mentioned that even though he loved her more than anything in the world, he needed to see if she wouldn't betray him. She had told him that she ran away from my empire because she too, was in love with him. He believed her after six months of observing her and spending time with her, and now, I was extremely close to regaining the necklace, I could feel it...

One night, I found my agent breathless, knocking on my door. He informed me that Julia was planning to replace the necklace with an identical one that night. I made up my mind before he could continue speaking. I got my army ready in three hours, and I did not march, but I traveled quietly with my men, hiding our equipment. The element of surprise was all I had if my sister would fail.

It was very dark when we arrived. Everyone was asleep, the whole empire was silent. Taking out the night guardians secretly, was simple. As soon as we managed to climb the walls and infiltrate their palace,  I knew that we weren't going to fail. No one would have expected this... It was perfect.
We raided the rooms, my men started brutally killing everyone. I, on the other hand, waited patiently for Zheng to come out. His army tried to fight back, to resist, but the element of surprise was overwhelming. They were unprepared, and they wouldn't expect such an inferior empire to attack such a powerful one.
Finally, I heard the General, Kahn, scream, "Master Zheng! We are all saved!"
I saw him, standing in only his clothes for sleeping. What a fool he was, I thought to myself. I saw the brilliant replica of the necklace my sister had made, hanging from his neck, all the way down to his chest. With no hesitation, I lifted my spear, and threw it straight at him, with all my might. He smiled, and didn't move an inch, because he was so confident that the spear could do him no harm.
After the spear pierced his skin, his facial expression completely changed. He lost his facial colour, became pale and expressionless. In awe, he slowly looked down and saw the thick red liquid ooze out of his wound. He then slowly looked at his palace, and a tear dropped down from his eye. He fell, almost suddenly, and was lifeless.
With pride, glory and great self-motivation, I hurried up the castle. My mission was yet to be successful. As I opened Zheng's door, I saw Julia, sitting on the bed, smiling with a silver ornament in her hand. It was the necklace, the goal that I had achieved. My life's mission was over. I was now, finally, master of all.


Hope you like it :)

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

Friend #466325

I remember the first time I talked to you was back in '07 I think... It was when I randomly added you on Facebook, you were like 'um who r u' and I was like, 'someone :p' Lmao and I sorta freaked you out. But then I told you I was a guy from your class, and we started talking a bit. Then the funniest thing happened. A few months after I knew you, I sorta had a crush on you. And to be honest, I may say that it was a little crush but I like to sort of deny it :P Now that I remember properly, it was a huge crush hahah. Psh. But you rejectedd meee. Lol and it was mainly because at that time, I was sort of shallow. And you were super cute. Meh, who cares now though. We were kids rofl.
Anyway, upto around 2 years back, you werent so... idk, frank with me :P That was probably because well, idk, cuz we didnt know e.o for long. But now, well. I can say that I trust you quite blindly. I can and I do tell you everything without hesitation. You do too, I think :P I mean, Im so glad that you dont hesitate in telling me how you feel and your problems and stuff. I feel special, that you trust mee :), its been around 4 years now. So yeah, that was probably bound to happen. But see, the thing is, I knew loads of people back then too. But now, I dont even remember their names. You were one of the few who was a friend I was lucky to have, and thanks so much for being one <3
I just hope it would be possible for me to attend your engagement and wedding. It'll be such a special day for you AND me :') I'll be so proud. Lol, admit it or not, Ive ALWAYS been supportive throughout your relationship okay :P
And again, thanks so much for all the support you have given me too :/ I dont know if I would be the same, without you in my life :/ I just wish I was in Dubai again. I'd come to that sweet 16th you were planning. But I guess you couldnt call the people you wanted.
Oh and, COME TO KHI :P It'll be so awesome I swear. A levels with U know who hahaha. :) But oh well, life isnt that awesome :P
Anyway, I hope you like my blog about you. I meant every bit I said/wrote :)
P.S. you;re on the top 5 of the "awesomest people I know" which maakes you, pretty awesome.