Example 1: (At school)
Dude 1: Hey! Duude listen, I was at the cinema, watching Inception yesterday, and I saw Rose, that hot girl from our class. She said HI to me, and we had a long conversation! :D I didnt even think she knew I existed!
Dude 2: WOW, really? Shit man thats awesome :O
Dude 1: I know ri-
Douchebag *Interrupting*: Psh, you mean that girl with the brown hair?! Man, I dated her for 7 months. You guys REALLY need a move on.
Dudes 1 and 2: -___-... Yeah man... Totally.
Example 2: (In college)
Dude 1: Man, my dad just bought me a new car! Im so happy! My first car ever!
Dude 2: Damn! You're lucky man. Im still trying to get my licence. Which car did you get?
Dude 1: A brand new Honda Civic man! Isnt that awesome?
Dude 2: Whoa! Thats so good for a firs-
Douchebag *Interrupting*: A CIVIC? Dude I drove that car when I had my licence a year back. Im driving a BMW 7 series. Check it out sometime eh ;)
Dudes 1 and 2: ...
And, whenever they interrupt like that, you feel like doing this to them:
|I hope you get the metaphor.|
I hope you guys get the picture now. And the unfortunate fact is that, these Douchebags are impossible to avoid, or to change. Being how they are is in their nature. Why they exist though, no one will ever know.
Oh and, watch this video, you'll understand what I'm talking about. Haha